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- Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
- Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
- CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
- Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
- Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
- You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Welcome to loserville. Population: you
- It's people like you who give scum a bad name
- I've had fun before. This isn't it
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
- I dream about a monster, about you!
- Your village called, their idiot is missing
- Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
- I'd smack you but shit splatters!
- It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
- Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
- You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
- If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
- Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
- I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
- I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
- Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
- Please buy parfume! I can smell you through my speakers!
- Screw Fear. Drink Beer
- Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the ZOO!
- What are you looking at?
- Get stoned, drink cement
- When being ugly would make money, you would be Bill Gates!
- Don't be sad, don't be blue. I want a girl/boy, but not you!
- Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity
- Of course you have
- My neighbour is so ugly I broke in his/her house to close the curtains!
- Men are like postmen, they leave after they put it in
- Don't like my msn name? Look away than!
- Don't be so loud, I can hear you from here!
- You think I'm a bitch? You should meet my mother!
- Don't even try to click my username
- Want to destroy your enemy? Make him a friend
- Your breath stinks like the ass of a bear
