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  • Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
  • There's too much blood in my caffeine system
  • A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
  • Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
  • It tastes like burning
  • Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
  • May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
  • Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
  • I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
  • Love me or leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
  • Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
  • On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
  • A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
  • If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
  • Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
  • Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
  • I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
  • We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
  • More and more of our imports come from overseas...
  • A change came over me, it rocked my world...
  • Love hurts.... so what
  • Living in a world filled with illusions
  • I don't want to speak with you, you did enough!
  • I dream at night, and sleep at daytime
  • Don't bother chatting with me, I'm sleeping
  • Weeiirdd, I thought I just saw you walking by!
  • It's so hard being sexy
  • I'm a devilish angel
  • U NO U R QT
  • Crazy does it
  • I'm so weird I could explode
  • You know it, I'm it
  • You are straaaannngeee
  • Wow, I swear I just saw a ghost!
  • I'll be back
  • This world is an illusion
  • You are crazy for being here




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